Will
the planned Bone movie be the next Shrek for Warners?
Bone is a series of self-published B&W comic
books by the artist Jeff Smith. It ran 55 issues between 1991 and 2004.
The series tells the single narrative of a trio of cartoonish characters
(they look a bit like Casper the Ghost, but with big noses) all surnamed
Bone from, you guessed it, Boneville.
The three characters get lost one day and winds up in a
valley straight out of Tolkien's
Lord of the Rings. It is populated with
medieval villagers,
dragons, mystical warriors, sheep-sized rat-like creatures, talking
insects and the like. They meet up with a girl named Thorn and her tough
as cookies grandma who turn out to be the former Queen and Princess of the
kingdom. Thorn is the heir to the throne, but
danger lurks in the form of
the Lord of the Locusts and its army of rat-creatures who seek to destroy
the valley. An epic battle is looming, one which will decide the fate of
the entire universe . . .
Unlike most self-published works, Jeff Smith’s Bone
is actually pretty good and hardly the work of an amateur. It is
well-written and the art work is professional. It must have taken some
guts to publish Bone though. Unlike most comic books of the 1990s,
Bone is pretty
light -hearted and whimsical in tone. The dreaded epithet “charming” actually applies to
it. This puts it in direct contrast with most popular comics of the era
such as Lobo and Spawn which all wanted to be “dark” and “gritty.”
Bone incongruously inserts its Casper the Ghost characters into a
realistic Tolkien milieu, but the effect isn’t all that jarring. What also
distinguishes Bone from many other contemporary comic books is its
character-driven sense of humor. Two rat-creatures (one who prefers
quiche to live prey) in particular provide some Rosenkrantz and
Guildenstern Are Dead-style comic relief. But it isn’t a post-modern
self-aware type of humor. Also notable is the art work, which is direct
and simple in an unadorned fashion that some “busy” comic book artists can
learn from.
In the 1990s Paramount and Nickelodeon Movies wanted to
make a traditionally animated film version, but the project fell through
when the studios saw the project as strictly being for kids
—
something
which Bone isn’t. Rumor has it that the two Hollywood studios wanted the
Bone characters voiced by children and also wanted some Britney Spears and N’Sync songs for the soundtrack, something which Smith was vehemently
opposed to.
In March 2008 Warner Bros. announced that it has bought the rights to the
books and that Smith will adapt the material for them. (The film is
scheduled for a 2010 release.) It is unclear
whether the project will be a traditionally 2-D animated flick (like
Warner’s Iron Giant), a live action movie, a computer-animated film (like
Warner’s Happy Feet) or maybe even a mixture of 2-D and live action like
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
With the current vogue for all things computer-generated, don’t be too
surprised if Bone is made into a computer-animated project
—
no doubt Warners seeing the series as its next Shrek. However considering the
cartoonish aspects of the material and the story’s epic scope (it is
collected as a single one-volume collection clocking in at 1 332 pages!)
Bone is probably best suited as a 2-D animated TV series. Reading
Bone
however one can also see how the material can be pared down into one
kick-ass 90 minute-long computer-animated movie. It’ll have loads of
action and humor, memorable characters and could be the next kiddies hit
at the multiplexes to rival Shrek.
Only problem is that cramming all the action into one a half hours of
running time risks losing what makes Bone special to begin with: its
character development and unexpected humorous digresses. It could also
just end up as a noisy, flashy piece of junk that will give parents a
headache. We like the 2-D animated TV series idea better, but that’s just
us.
But before Hollywood messes it up (or turns it into something really cool)
there are still the original books. The one-volume edition might be big
enough to be Exhibit A at a murder case, but it isn’t such a lengthy read
and is recommended even if you’re not particular fond of fantasy works.
Bone: One Volume Edition (Paperback)
by Jeff Smith
Product Details
Paperback: 1300 pages
Publisher: Cartoon Books; Rev Ed edition (September 2004)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 188896314X
ISBN-13: 978-1888963144