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STARRING: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brigitte Nielsen, Sandahl Bergman, Paul Smith, Ernie Reyes Jr., Ronald Lacey

1985, 89 Minutes, Directed by: Richard Fleischer

Description: After her family is murdered, a young woman becomes a master of the sword and seeks revenge on the evil queen responsible for the mayhem that has befallen her. — Amazon.com

Incredibly stupid Sword & Sorcery flick based on a minor Robert E. Howard (creator of Conan!) character.

This campy movie, which many would be surprised to find out actually features Arnold Schwarzenegger, might appeal to very small children, but even they will spot Brigette (Stallone's leggy ex-squeeze) Nielsen's very prominent vaccination mark on her arm! (Remember that this movie is set in the ancient times of Conan the Barbarian!)

Also, add a child actor for that extra annoyance factor . . .