RED SONJA
STARRING:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brigitte Nielsen, Sandahl Bergman, Paul
Smith, Ernie Reyes Jr., Ronald Lacey
1985, 89 Minutes, Directed by: Richard Fleischer
Description: After her family is murdered, a young woman becomes a
master of the sword and seeks revenge on the evil queen responsible for the
mayhem that has befallen her.
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Incredibly stupid Sword & Sorcery
flick based on a minor Robert E. Howard (creator of
Conan!) character.
This campy movie, which many
would be surprised to find out actually features Arnold Schwarzenegger, might appeal to
very small children, but even they will spot Brigette (Stallone's
leggy ex-squeeze) Nielsen's very prominent vaccination mark on
her arm! (Remember that this movie is set in the ancient times of
Conan the
Barbarian!)
Also, add a child actor for
that extra annoyance factor . . .
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