STARRING: Ian McKellen, Martin
Freeman, Richard Armitage, Andy Serkis, Manu Bennett
2012, 169 Minutes, Directed by:
can one say about The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey? It’s director Peter
Jackson’s prequel to his landmark and beloved
Lord of the Ring
series, now enjoyed in “expanded editions” on DVD. Expanding this single novel
even further than the trilogy, he’s turned it into three films, with subsequent
releases set for 2013 and 2014. Even with this one clocking in at 169 minutes,
true fans can only hope it will be even longer on video.
The story is well known. Young
Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman) is requested by the great wizard Gandalf (Ian
McKellen), to join a group of dwarves – led by mighty warrior Thorin Oakenshield
(Richard Armitage) on a quest to recapture the dwarves’ homeland from the evil
dragon Smaug. Gandalf claims that Bilbo is adept as a burglar, an ability that
will prove useful in the second or third film no doubt, even though Bilbo
himself is unaware he has any such talent. In this first entry, the band faces
several fantastic battles against horrible creatures like trolls, goblins and
orcs, the latter led by Azog (Manu Bennett), the orc chieftain who slew Thrain,
father of Thorin. By film’s end, Bilbo will have won Thorin’s respect and the
scrappy band will be prepared for part II of the series, The Desolation of
The best part is that so many
old friends from Lord of the Rings show up: Ian Holm
appears briefly as old Bilbo (and Elijah Wood as Frodo), as does Hugo Weaving as
Elrond, Cate Blanchett as Galadriel and the venerable Christopher Lee as Saruman.
Fans will be especially enthused by Bilbo’s encounter with Gollum (Andy Serkis)
where the plucky hobbit finds the mystical ring that obsesses the twisted
creature once known as Sméagol.
"One of the most excruciatingly boring movies out this year!"
So don’t mind the reviews.
Indeed, stop reading this one. You know you’ve waited your whole life for this
movie. Run and go see it right now.
Is it safe? Have the hordes of
Tolkien fans departed? Good. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is one of
the most excruciatingly boring movies out this year. If Peter Jackson couldn’t
tell this slight story in a single film there’s no hope the other two in this
prequel series will be any less bloated. It remains to be seen if this surpasses
the Star Wars prequels in negative reaction. Gollum
apparently has enough good will among the fan base to prevent comparisons to Jar
In spite of the cameos of a
number of actors from Lord of the Rings, this is really the story of
Bilbo. Martin Freeman is a definite plus in the role, serving as the
“everyhobbit” thrown in among the increasingly bizarre creatures and situations.
The pack of dwarves is another matter. With names like Oin and Gloin, and Dori,
Nori and Ori, they are the living definition of “twee.” (Go ahead and look it
up. It’s a Britishism that could have been coined to describe Tolkien’s
overwrought fantasies.) The various adventures and battles all seem endless and
get resolved with some sort of last minute arrival, usually that of Gandalf.
After a while even fans may be saying “just get on with it.”
All of this is shot in a new 3D
process which projects at 48 frames a second, roughly twice what we’re used to.
(Traditional film projects at 24 frames per second; digital video at a slightly
higher rate.) The result is a mixed bag. Some are complaining of smeared action
shots and got queasy watching it. Others – including this reviewer – had no such
problems but thought it didn’t add much to the experience either. Rather than
looking like a movie there are scenes that look like really crisp video, which
is not the traditional goal for a filmmaker. This might work for recording a
concert or other live performance, but in a fiction film – particularly an epic
fantasy – it brings out the artifice instead of creating a vivid reality.
There will be those who already
have their tickets for The Hobbit and who are delirious with joy. Have
fun. Time will tell whether these films will be able to enrapture a wider
Daniel M. Kimmel is a
veteran movie critic and author of a host of film-related books. His first
novel, Shh! It’s a Secret: a novel about Aliens, Hollywood and the Bartender’s
Guide will be released in January. He teaches film at Suffolk University and
lives in Somerville, Massachusetts.