FEROCIOUS PLANET
   
STARRING: Joe Flanigan, John
Rhys-Davies, Catherine Walker, Dagmar Döring, Robert Soohan
2011, 88 Minutes, Directed by:
Douglas G. Davis
With
his leading man looks and laidback charisma it is somewhat of a mystery why
actor Joe Flanigan - best known to genre fans as Major John Sheppard in the now
defunct StarGate: Atlantis TV
series - is relegated to “original” made-for-the-Syfy channel movies such as
this one . . .
(One is also reminded
of the fate of the woefully underemployed Nathan Fillion, the starship captain
in Firefly.)
That said, Ferocious Planet
isn’t anywhere as bad as far as this sort of thing gets, which isn’t saying much
we know, but still. (Watch The Almighty Thor
to see what we mean. Or rather don’t.)
A demonstration of a
groundbreaking device that allows us to look into other dimensions goes awry and
a small group of people are accidentally stranded in an alternate dimension
where vicious man-eating dinosaur-like aliens are the dominant species. (A more
accurate title would have been Ferocious Dimension, but one supposes that
doesn’t have the same ring to it though.)
Luckily Joe Flanigan’s John
Sheppard character, er sorry, Colonel Sam Synn is around to save the day and
lead the group to safety. Raiders of the Lost Ark star John Rhys-Davies
also stars as an asshole U.S. senator who unsurprisingly is the said alien
beasties’ first victim. (As a long-time star in
Sliders he should be no stranger to
the concept of parallel universes.)
Much of the dialogue is Action
Movie 101 clichés, but Flanigan somehow manages to pull it off. He might not be
a great actor and play the same character is each movie, but that isn’t
necessarily a bad thing. After all, loads of actors from Clint Eastwood through
to Bruce Willis have done much the same thing throughout their entire careers.
There is a lot of other clichés
as well such as characters outrunning creatures that would be impossible to
outrun. The CGI is better than one dares hope for and the movie never really
bores even though it doesn’t explain where the power is coming from for some
handy neon lamps even though they have been transported to prehistoric times.
An okay-ish way to pass the
evening if there is really nothing else on.
(By the way, Ferocious
Planet may seem to have been filmed in those same Canadian forests as
StarGate Atlantis, but it was actually filmed in Ireland. Thought you’d like
to know.)
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