MYSTERY
SCIENCE THEATER 3000 COLLECTION, VOL. 9

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Vol. 9
Format: Box set, Color, NTSC
Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only)
Number of discs: 4
Run Time: 375 minutes
Summaries
The Incredibly Strange Creature: Or Why I Stopped Living and Became a
Mixed-up Zombie
Stars: Ray Dennis Steckler, Carolyn Brandt, Brett O'Hara, Atlas King,
Sharon Walsh
Directors: Ray Dennis Steckler
Synopsis: Beatnick Jerry takes his girl, Angie to the carnival. Angie
wants to go see the gypsy fortune teller, Jerry does not but relents.
After visiting the fortune teller and hearing bad news, Jerry goes alone
to see Carmelita, the dancer (the fortune teller's sister). He is invited
backstage and is mesmerized into becoming a psychotic killer. Angie, and
Jerry's best friend Harold realize something is amiss when Jerry tries to
kill Angie.
The Sinister Urge
Stars Kenne Duncan, Duke Moore, Jean Fontaine, Carl Anthony, Dino
Fantini
Directors: Edward D. Wood Jr.
Synopsis Someone is killing young women in the park. Police suspect
it's related to the smut picture racket, and begin leaning on Gloria
Henderson, a smut front woman for the "mob." Her right arm man continues
to procure young women with stars in their eyes to submit to their heinous
celluloid activities, and if the women try blackmail, they call in a
specialist to take care of the problem.
Women of the Prehistoric Planet
Stars: Wendell Corey, Keith Larsen, John Agar, Paul Gilbert, Merry
Anders
Directors: Arthur C. Pierce
Synopsis: A space ship crash lands on the third planet of a distant
solar system, killing all hands except for a young boy named Tang. The
rescue ship arrives some 20 years later. One of the crew, a girl named
Linda meets Tang and falls in love with him. They are attacked by the
native humanoids of the planet and many of them are killed off. When the
ship leaves, Linda decides to stay with Tang. As the crew sends a message
to their home world, they inform them that they have named the new planet
EARTH.
Wild Rebels
Stars: Steve Alaimo, Willie Pastrano, John Vella, Bobbie Byers, Jeff
Gillen
Directors: William Grefe
Synopsis: After one crash too many, race car driver Rod throws in the
towel only to be recruited by a motorcycle gang to be a getaway driver for
their next bank robbery.
Keeping Clean and Neat
Stars: James Brill
Synopsis: A detailed look into how one should stay clean and neat, but
most of which are completely unnecessary: How to lather until all the soap
is out of your hair, polish your shoes, put things away, brush your hair
at least 100 times, make sure all articles of your clothing are perfect
and clean, and learn how to "mistrust your own taste."
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Description:
How can something so awful be so much fun? That's a riddle solved once again
by the men, women, and robots of Mystery Science Theater 3000, which turns
affectionate mockery into an art form in this new collection of deliriously
funny episodes from the beloved TV series. Joel, Mike, Tom Servo, Crow, and
the usual gang of misfits take us on another memorable ride through four
films that only the films mothers could love. Fasten your seatbelts. The
Satellite of Love is back in action at warped speed. ?
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The latest Mystery Science Theater 3000 box
set is welcome of course, but illustrates that at the current tempo most of
us will all be long dead before every single episode of this series is
finally released on official DVD by Rhino one day.
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