Reviews

‘By all means, mix your drinks, but you’ve got to bring something new to the bar.’

‘As an initial effort it’s charming and ambitious. That doesn’t however detract from the fact that as a commercial release…

‘This is the real deal: an honestly made so-bad-it’s-good film begging for bad movie night.’

[Alien is] at an A level in every way but one: its plot, which is that of a B movie.

Alien’s A-level directing, acting, visuals, and sound can no longer quite cover for its B-movie premise ... and “idiot plot,”…