You’ll be rooting for the zombies in this one!

- Your best chance of surviving the coming zombie apocalypse will be to be young, attractive and good-looking.

- Even though the planet has been overrun by flesh-eating zombies you can take heart in the fact there is a still a wide range of cosmetic products (hair shampoo, lipstick, eyeliner, etc.) available for actresses Milla Jovovich and Ali Larter.

- Unattractive people are not to be trusted. Fat bald guys will perv on you in the shower. Dudes with oily hair will steal your light airplane.

- Hollywood producers are pond scum. Oh wait, we knew that before the time . . .

- Members of ethnic minorities will survive . . . if they’re hot!

- CEOs of huge multinational corporations are evil, uncaring monsters . . . with superpowers. Em, just like they are today . . .

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James has been running The Sci-Fi Movie Page since Before the Beginning of Time Itself (TM), i.e. since the site's inception in 1997. In addition to sci-fi James also likes 1970s motorbikes and chili dogs although he doesn't own the former and no longer eats the latter. He currently resides in Kiev, Ukraine for reasons best left unexplained.

  • Dzony_zli

    worst part

  • Nautolan Jedi

    “Members of ethnic minorities will survive . . . if they’re hot!”
    LoL;D
    isnt that always the case in movies like this?

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