Comments on: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part I

By: Nautolan Jedi

Nautolan Jedi — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:33:00 +0000

So, the Sparkly Vampire and Shirtless Werewolf fight each other without drawing blood, but Bella gets bruises after rough sex with Sparkles McGee?

It sounds like the Vampire in the closet is truly attracted to the pretty-boy Werewolf, and the real enemy that Sparkles causes bodily-harm to, is Bella, the hot girl…Sparkles hates women, because he secretly wants to BE Bella! haha

He bruises Bella because he wants the fudge-packing WerePuppy to be his boyfriend!:Dhaha

By: Thomas

Thomas — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:14:00 +0000

I went to this movie to pick up barely legals. It was actually watchable. The beginning has no action but has some clever dialog, cute jokes. The second has action, but it is crappy action. You notice that they never show heroes drawing blood, which gimps the ability of showing a “realistic” battle between superhumans with fangs and claws.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 03:28:00 +0000

“Parents might take care to note the mixed messages of the series. On
the one hand Edward and Bella remain chaste for much of the series.
Now they’re married, and in one scene we see that Edward can’t control
his strength when he’s in the throes of passion, leaving Bella with
several bruises. Her claim that it’s okay sounds like an injured wife
making excuses for an abusive husband. Later, the vampires argue about
what to do about Bella’s pregnancy which seems to be killing her. One
refers to the fetus only to be corrected several times by another
vampire who insists it is a baby. Just what we needed. Vampire
right-to-lifers.

Breaking Dawn – Part I is a terrible movie, with little by
way of plot or characterization, long stretches where absolutely nothing
of importance happens, and a lame cliffhanger ending. Two things are
certain: it is one of the worst movies of the year, and it is going to
make an awful lot of money.”

Your words tell me that I am not alone in my feelings—sensing the underlying SHROUD of DARKNESS…Republicans! hahaha, Right-to-Lifers and Spousal Abusers they do ENDORSE & JUSTIFY, the Sith they remind me of! (Yoda speak, I never tire of it, ;D hm hm hm)

By: Nautolan Jedi

Nautolan Jedi — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 02:43:00 +0000

“What this means in terms of the acting is that everyone looks as if they
are constipated all the time. Even when she’s happy Bella looks like
she’s dead. In fact when they think she actually is dead at one point
it’s startling to realize she’s showing the exact same emotional range
as when she was alive. This is criminal because Stewart is an
attractive and talented actress who has done interesting work elsewhere…”

I agree with you. I like Kristen Stewert as well, and think she has a lot more to offer, in terms of emotional range and personality…that is one of the reasons I dislike the Sparkly Vampire Cult movies so much, these film makers are exploiting the actors for their “youthful attractiveness, eye candy” which is an insult…to the (actors & viewers) as well as, a manipulative attempt—
to appeal to our VANITY, and not our minds or deeper emotions/consciousness/spirit/goodness.

The whole Twilight series comes off as SHALLOW & FAKE, my Jedi Senses tell me the DARK Forces of the evil Sith are at work…

“Clear, your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind the plot.”
―Yoda to Obi-Wan (Twilight Producers? Sparkly Vampire Cult Leaders, haha;D)

“Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has!”
―Yoda(Twilight has the APPEARANCES of something good, a creative take on the Vampire Genre, to some…however, a cloud of darkness, I sense is responsible) hahaha, I like empathing Master Yoda

By: GarrisonCalibretto

GarrisonCalibretto — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:48:00 +0000

hahahahaha;D
“sparkly vampire cult”
I could not have expressed it better myself…